Look closely at what a model in a fashion magazine is smoking: a green cigarette to go with her neon yellow jacket.

Fashionably hued cigarettes?

Oh, goodie. Lung cancer now comes in colors!

Next thing you know, Heidi Montag will launch a line of zebra-stripe (her trademark print) ciggies.

How do we stop this nightmare?
Maybe we should all contact Nat Sherman, the NYC tobacconist who launched a spring line of pastel green, blue, pink and lemon yellow smokes called Fantasia Lights, sure to appeal to trend-conscious young women.

Here’s an idea; buy them for someone you really don’t like.